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My name is Sir Jackson, and I am the Pompous Ass. I'd like to tell you something about our wines. I have no favorite, as they are all delicious; so be sure to read the back label---where I suggest what foods go best; as well as my own personal favorite!
And for those of you who enjoy fruit-forward sweeter wines, try our "KISS MY ASS" series, R.S. 7% .
Check out our T's and Hoodies!
Until then,
Salute!
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Pretentious Port
Price: $19.99 Pretentious Port: $19.99 each, 6 bottles regular $119.94, with 5% discount only $113.94, case regular $239.88, with 10% discount only $215.89.
This complex barrel-aged port has rich deep plum and raisin flavors, with a whisper of anise and banana.
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Half and Full cased wine is now available!
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2015 Big Ass Blend
Price: $16.99 SOLD OUT!!
Half Case: Reg $101.94 - Only $96.84 with 5% Discount
Case Price: Reg.$203.88 - Only $183.49 with 10% Discount.
This full-bodied Bordeaux blend displays overtones of ripe Indian fig (prickly pear), with an elegant cherry vanillin finish. RS 0.0%
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Half and Full cased wine is now available!
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2017 Chardonnay
Price: $15.99 SOLD OUT!!
Half Case: Reg.$95.94 - Only $91.14 with 5% Discount
Case Price: Reg. $191.88 - Only $172.69 with 10% Discount.
Crisp clean full-bodied, with plenty of Chardonnay characteristics, with a hint of oak. Grapefruit with a hint of butter finish. R.S.-DRY
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Half and Full cased wine is now available!
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2018 Riesling
Price: $17.99 SOLD OUT!! 2018 Riesling: $17.99 each, 6 bottles regular $107.94, with 5% discount only $102.54, case regular $215.88, with 10% discount only $194.29.
This aromatic Riesling is crisp and clean with a full satiny finish; nicely balanced with a hint of sweetness. R.S.2%
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Half and Full cased wine is now available!
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Pure Arrogance
Price: $14.99
Pure Arrogance: $14.99 each, 6 bottles regular $89.94,with 5% discount only $85.44, case regular $179.88, with 10% discount only $161.89
This fruity, off-dry wine has a lovely pineapple-apricot nose, with a soft velvety melon finish. RS 2%
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Highfalutin Red
Price: $14.99
Highfalutin Red: $14.99 each, 6 bottles regular $89.94,with 5% discount only $85.44, case regular $179.88, with 10% discount only $161.89
This complex, medium bodied red, has undertones of plum and cherries, with a butterscotch finish. Vinifera and French Hybrid blend. R.S. 2%
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Our Sweet Wine Series
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Kiss My Ass White
Price: $11.99
Kiss My Ass White: $11.99 each, 6 bottles regular $71.94, with 5% discount only $68.34, case regular $143.88, with 10% discount only $129.49
This well balanced white blend has a fragrant honeysuckle bouquet and a lush full-in-the-mouth fruit forward finish.
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Half and Full cased wine is now available!
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Kiss My Ass Blush
Price: $11.99
Kiss My Ass Blush: $11.99 each, 6 bottles regular $71.94, with 5% discount only $68.34, case regular $143.88, with 10% discount only $129.49
This lovely blush exhibits hints of spice to the nose, with a velvety "melon" and Concord finish.
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Half and Full cased wine is now available!
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Kiss My Ass Red
Price: $11.99
Kiss My Ass Red: $11.99 each, 6 bottles regular $71.94, with 5% discount only $68.34, case regular $143.88, with 10% discount only $129.49
This red blend has a toasted marshmallow nose, with a satin finish of plum and luscious berries.
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Half and Full cased wine is now available!
Any variety mixed in the case!
Shipping in New York State Only!
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